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David Walker
Season 3 E 55 • 04/25/2007
Accountant David Walker warns of a 50 trillion dollar deficit and Stephen asks if his haircut can be a tax write off.
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00:55
The Colbert Report
S3 E54
Bye-Bye to Boris
Russia's first democratically elected President, Boris Yeltsin, has passed away and the New York Post has paid tribute with their usual class and sensitivity.
04/24/2007
01:12
The Colbert Report
S3 E54
Sign Off - Captain Lead
Stephen reminisces about his favorite childhood toys: Captain Lead, General Light Socket, Admiral Dry Cleaning Bag, Lieutenant Fluffy -- and his wad of asbestos.
04/24/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3 E54
Intro - 4/24/07
Stephen discusses President Bush's fight against global warming and the two seats being considered for Congress, and sits down with new age medical guru Dr. Andrew Weil.
04/24/2007
01:35
The Colbert Report
S3 E54
Alpha Dog of the Week - Uncle Ben
After 61 years, Uncle Ben is now not only spokesman of his products but CEO of the company.
04/24/2007
01:18
The Colbert Report
S3 E55
New Issue of GQ
Stephen expects the new issue of GQ with him on the cover to be the most popular issue they've ever had.
04/25/2007
04:52
The Colbert Report
S3 E55
Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Prayer
People don't develop special powers, they pray for them. The only reason Superman can fly is because Jesus is carrying him.
04/25/2007
03:10
The Colbert Report
S3 E55
The Word - Sacrifice
Stephen supports enlisting illegal immigrants in the war in Iraq, simultaneously bolstering our fighting forces and solving our immigration dilemma.
04/25/2007
00:10
The Colbert Report
S3 E55
Sign Off - Promises
Stephen doesn't want to make any promises he can't keep, but he'll see you tomorrow night.
04/25/2007
04:15
The Colbert Report
S3 E55
Dead to Me - Long War
Good news -- the long war in Iraq is over! That is, the use of the phrase 'Long War' is over thanks to Admiral William J. Fallon.
04/25/2007
00:33
The Colbert Report
S3 E55
Intro - 4/25/07
America faces a troop shortage, Stephen unleashes on pop culture, and the U.S. Comptroller General David Walker talks with Stephen about the national debt.
04/25/2007
05:29
The Colbert Report
S3 E55
David Walker
Accountant David Walker warns of a 50 trillion dollar deficit and Stephen asks if his haircut can be a tax write off.
04/25/2007
05:47
The Colbert Report
S3 E56
Tom Wolfe
Stephen disagrees with new journalism because he believes people want entertaining journalism, not factual journalism.
04/26/2007
05:40
The Colbert Report
S3 E56
Exclusive - Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine Bordallo Pt. 1
Stephen asks Representative Madeleine Bordallo about her radio background.
04/26/2007
00:31
The Colbert Report
S3 E56
Intro - 4/26/07
The U.S. Army's constructing walls in Iraq, Stephen gets to know Guam better, and author Tom Wolfe talks about journalism.
04/26/2007
03:30
The Colbert Report
S3 E56
Stephanie Lost
Stephen reminds Stephanie Colbertle the turtle to maintain her dignity after losing the Great Turtle Race.
04/26/2007
03:48
The Colbert Report
S3 E56
The Word - Mending Wall
Gated communities in Iraq -- they've been doing it Florida and the old people seem to like it.
04/26/2007
00:38
The Colbert Report
S3 E56
Exclusive - Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine Bordallo Pt. 2
Stephen asks Representative Madeleine Bordallo if she's ever tasted horse flesh.
04/26/2007
05:40
The Colbert Report
S3 E56
Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine Bordallo
Stephen tells Guam Rep. Madeleine Bordallo that if she can't find Guam on a map of the continental U.S. that means Guam isn't part of America.
04/26/2007
00:13
The Colbert Report
S3 E56
Sign Off - Yuri Kuklachev
Stephen apologizes to Yuri Kuklachev of the Moscow Cat Circus for bringing his Rottweiler to work.
04/26/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3 E57
Intro - 4/30/07
Scientists find a new Earth-like planet, The New York Times encourages presidential candidates to debate the environment, and guest Bill Bradley talks about oil and ice cream.
04/30/2007
04:36
The Colbert Report
S3 E57
Tip/Wag - Shrek
Bravo, Shrek, for encouraging our kids to do more than sit around the house all day watching 'Shrek' DVDs.
04/30/2007
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