The Colbert Report
David Walker
Season 3 E 55 • 04/25/2007
Accountant David Walker warns of a 50 trillion dollar deficit and Stephen asks if his haircut can be a tax write off.

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00:55
The Colbert ReportS3 E54
Bye-Bye to Boris
Russia's first democratically elected President, Boris Yeltsin, has passed away and the New York Post has paid tribute with their usual class and sensitivity.
04/24/2007
01:12
The Colbert ReportS3 E54
Sign Off - Captain Lead
Stephen reminisces about his favorite childhood toys: Captain Lead, General Light Socket, Admiral Dry Cleaning Bag, Lieutenant Fluffy -- and his wad of asbestos.
04/24/2007
00:32
The Colbert ReportS3 E54
Intro - 4/24/07
Stephen discusses President Bush's fight against global warming and the two seats being considered for Congress, and sits down with new age medical guru Dr. Andrew Weil.
04/24/2007
01:35
The Colbert ReportS3 E54
Alpha Dog of the Week - Uncle Ben
After 61 years, Uncle Ben is now not only spokesman of his products but CEO of the company.
04/24/2007
01:18
The Colbert ReportS3 E55
New Issue of GQ
Stephen expects the new issue of GQ with him on the cover to be the most popular issue they've ever had.
04/25/2007
04:52
The Colbert ReportS3 E55
Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Prayer
People don't develop special powers, they pray for them. The only reason Superman can fly is because Jesus is carrying him.
04/25/2007
03:10
The Colbert ReportS3 E55
The Word - Sacrifice
Stephen supports enlisting illegal immigrants in the war in Iraq, simultaneously bolstering our fighting forces and solving our immigration dilemma.
04/25/2007
00:10
The Colbert ReportS3 E55
Sign Off - Promises
Stephen doesn't want to make any promises he can't keep, but he'll see you tomorrow night.
04/25/2007
04:15
The Colbert ReportS3 E55
Dead to Me - Long War
Good news -- the long war in Iraq is over! That is, the use of the phrase 'Long War' is over thanks to Admiral William J. Fallon.
04/25/2007
00:33
The Colbert ReportS3 E55
Intro - 4/25/07
America faces a troop shortage, Stephen unleashes on pop culture, and the U.S. Comptroller General David Walker talks with Stephen about the national debt.
04/25/2007
05:29
The Colbert ReportS3 E55
David Walker
Accountant David Walker warns of a 50 trillion dollar deficit and Stephen asks if his haircut can be a tax write off.
04/25/2007
05:47
The Colbert ReportS3 E56
Tom Wolfe
Stephen disagrees with new journalism because he believes people want entertaining journalism, not factual journalism.
04/26/2007
05:40
The Colbert ReportS3 E56
Exclusive - Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine Bordallo Pt. 1
Stephen asks Representative Madeleine Bordallo about her radio background.
04/26/2007
00:31
The Colbert ReportS3 E56
Intro - 4/26/07
The U.S. Army's constructing walls in Iraq, Stephen gets to know Guam better, and author Tom Wolfe talks about journalism.
04/26/2007
03:30
The Colbert ReportS3 E56
Stephanie Lost
Stephen reminds Stephanie Colbertle the turtle to maintain her dignity after losing the Great Turtle Race.
04/26/2007
03:48
The Colbert ReportS3 E56
The Word - Mending Wall
Gated communities in Iraq -- they've been doing it Florida and the old people seem to like it.
04/26/2007
00:38
The Colbert ReportS3 E56
Exclusive - Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine Bordallo Pt. 2
Stephen asks Representative Madeleine Bordallo if she's ever tasted horse flesh.
04/26/2007
05:40
The Colbert ReportS3 E56
Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine Bordallo
Stephen tells Guam Rep. Madeleine Bordallo that if she can't find Guam on a map of the continental U.S. that means Guam isn't part of America.
04/26/2007
00:13
The Colbert ReportS3 E56
Sign Off - Yuri Kuklachev
Stephen apologizes to Yuri Kuklachev of the Moscow Cat Circus for bringing his Rottweiler to work.
04/26/2007
00:32
The Colbert ReportS3 E57
Intro - 4/30/07
Scientists find a new Earth-like planet, The New York Times encourages presidential candidates to debate the environment, and guest Bill Bradley talks about oil and ice cream.
04/30/2007
04:36
The Colbert ReportS3 E57
Tip/Wag - Shrek
Bravo, Shrek, for encouraging our kids to do more than sit around the house all day watching 'Shrek' DVDs.
04/30/2007
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