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The Word - Mending Wall
Season 3 • 04/26/2007
A hopeful sign: the wall surrounding Baghdad unites both Sunni and Shiite in frustration.
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03:10
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Sacrifice
Stephen supports enlisting illegal immigrants in the war in Iraq, simultaneously bolstering our fighting forces and solving our immigration dilemma.
04/25/2007
00:10
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Promises
Stephen doesn't want to make any promises he can't keep, but he'll see you tomorrow night.
04/25/2007
04:15
The Colbert Report
S3
Dead to Me - Long War
Good news -- the long war in Iraq is over! That is, the use of the phrase 'Long War' is over thanks to Admiral William J. Fallon.
04/25/2007
00:33
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 4/25/07
America faces a troop shortage, Stephen unleashes on pop culture, and the U.S. Comptroller General David Walker talks with Stephen about the national debt.
04/25/2007
05:29
The Colbert Report
S3
David Walker
Accountant David Walker warns of a 50 trillion dollar deficit and Stephen asks if his haircut can be a tax write off.
04/25/2007
05:47
The Colbert Report
S3
Tom Wolfe
Stephen disagrees with new journalism because he believes people want entertaining journalism, not factual journalism.
04/26/2007
00:31
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 4/26/07
The U.S. Army's constructing walls in Iraq, Stephen gets to know Guam better, and author Tom Wolfe talks about journalism.
04/26/2007
03:30
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephanie Lost
Stephen reminds Stephanie Colbertle the turtle to maintain her dignity after losing the Great Turtle Race.
04/26/2007
05:40
The Colbert Report
S3
Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine Bordallo
Stephen tells Guam Rep. Madeleine Bordallo that if she can't find Guam on a map of the continental U.S. that means Guam isn't part of America.
04/26/2007
00:13
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Yuri Kuklachev
Stephen apologizes to Yuri Kuklachev of the Moscow Cat Circus for bringing his Rottweiler to work.
04/26/2007
03:48
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Mending Wall
Gated communities in Iraq -- they've been doing it Florida and the old people seem to like it.
04/26/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 4/30/07
Scientists find a new Earth-like planet, The New York Times encourages presidential candidates to debate the environment, and guest Bill Bradley talks about oil and ice cream.
04/30/2007
04:36
The Colbert Report
S3
Tip/Wag - Shrek
Bravo, Shrek, for encouraging our kids to do more than sit around the house all day watching 'Shrek' DVDs.
04/30/2007
05:20
The Colbert Report
S3
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Stephen assumes Neil deGrasse Tyson's book, "Death By Black Hole," is a pro-capital punishment argument.
04/30/2007
05:54
The Colbert Report
S3
Bill Bradley
Stephen tells Bill Bradley he doesn't mind the old American story or being addicted to oil.
04/30/2007
03:20
The Colbert Report
S3
First Democratic Debate for '08
Stephen has a recurring nightmare where the Democrats take over the Senate and the House, and he cannot wait to wake up.
04/30/2007
00:02
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Lutefisk
Goodnight. Lutefisk!
05/01/2007
01:22
The Colbert Report
S3
Mitt's Favorite Book
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney's favorite author is L. Ron Hubbard.
05/01/2007
00:33
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 5/1/07
Stephen wonders whether public radio is destroying America, Tony Stewart accuses NASCAR of fixing races, and guest Malcolm Gladwell defends making decisions without thinking.
05/01/2007
04:16
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Who Cares?
NASCAR driver Tony Stewart complains NASCAR is selling fiction by fixing races to appear closer than they are, but Stephen asks -- who cares?
05/01/2007
03:56
The Colbert Report
S3
NPR Correction
Stephen offers a travel mug, tote bag and a book on quilting to NPR hosts to tempt them to air his inaccurate statements.
05/01/2007
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