Crank Yankers

Crazy Yitzhak Sells Plasma TV's

Season 3 E 14 • 02/02/2005

Crazy Yitzhak is bonkers in Yonkers.

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Crank YankersS3 E14
Crazy Yitzhak Sells Plasma TV's

Crazy Yitzhak will sell you a plasma TV -- and he'll throw in his three baby crocodiles.
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