Crank Yankers

Crazy Yitzhak Sells Plasma TV's

Season 3 E 14 • 02/02/2005

Crazy Yitzhak is bonkers in Yonkers.

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Crank YankersS3 E14
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The Truth tries to get a girl named Jessica Simpson to lend her name to the Almost Celebrity Golf Tournament.
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Crank YankersS3 E14
Crazy Yitzhak Sells Plasma TV's

Crazy Yitzhak will sell you a plasma TV -- and he'll throw in his three baby crocodiles.
02/02/2005
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Crank YankersS3 E16
Katie Learns Something New

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Niles the Godfather

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Joe Needs to Pick Something Up

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Bobby's Weed Pasta Problem

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Spoonie Wants to Sell Some Home Movies

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Elmer's Pacemaker

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A very drowsy Special Ed rings his local pharmacy to try to secure some more of his beloved cough syrup.
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