The Colbert Report
Pesos for Pizza
Season 3 • 01/16/2007
Stephen finally agrees with The Golden Globes.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 1/15/07
Stephen discusses plastic surgery with author Alex Kuczynski and debuts his new financial segment.
The Colbert ReportS3 Alex Kuczynski
Alex Kuczynski explains why we don't look better after spending $15 billion on plastic surgery.
The Colbert ReportS3 A Man's Touch
It's insensitive to remind Condoleezza Rice that she's going to die without knowing a man's touch.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bears & Balls - Gas
Buy gas! It's a sure-fire commodity with no risk except for the sure risk of fire.
The Colbert ReportS3 Inspired by Dr. King
Stephen calls for a national lie-in. It's time to go beyond passive resistance to pure passiveness.
The Colbert ReportS3 Squeaky Chair
Stephen is feeling a little high-strung with Bill O'Reilly's impending visit, and his chair is caught in the crossfire.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Symbolic
A symbolic Congress makes a symbolic stand against a symbolic war.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 1/16/07
Stephen begins the show with some self-aggrandizing vocal warm-ups.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sport Report - Bend it Like Beckham
David Beckham comes to America to be an actor, and Stephen has the perfect project for him.
The Colbert ReportS3 Dinesh D'Souza
Dinesh D'Souza believes saying that the cultural left is causing America's destruction would be going too far.
The Colbert ReportS3 Pesos for Pizza
Stephen is forced to rethink his three least favorite words: the Hollywood Foreign Press.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Washington's 3rd - Brian Baird
Stephen brings clinical psychologist/Congressman Brian Baird to a safe place.
The Colbert ReportS3 Lynn Swann
Hall of Famer Lynn Swann helps Stephen trash-talk the remaining NFL playoff teams that aren't the New Orleans Saints.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 1/17/07
It's Stephen's 200th show and he wants a commemorative coin.
The Colbert ReportS3 200th Episode
Stephen underplays the importance of his 200th episode, as Papa Bear is making a visit tomorrow.
The Colbert ReportS3 Richard Clarke
Stephen sells Richard Clarke's book with promises of robot sex.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 1/18/07
Bill O'Reilly is about to appear on The Colbert Report, regardless of whether or not you're high.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Go It Alone
Stephen is not interested in the president's new commitment to flexibility and compromise, not when he can go it alone.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Advent of O'Reilly
Stephen has been spending the whole day making sure everything is perfect for his guest, Bill O'Reilly.
The Colbert ReportS3 We The Mediator - Trump v. O'Donnell
Stephen is forced to side with Rosie O'Donnell over Donald Trump.
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