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Rod Blagojevich Is Impeached
Season 5 • 01/29/2009
Stephen is heartbroken over the way Rod Blagojevich has been treated.
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06:21
Philippe Petit
The Colbert Report
S5
Philippe Petit isn't courageous -- he's following his passion.
01/27/2009
00:22
Call 1-877-SEAN-930
The Colbert Report
S5
If you're offended by Holocaust deniers call 1-877-SEAN-930.
01/28/2009
00:34
Intro - 1/28/09
The Colbert Report
S5
The House passes the $800 billion stimulus plan. China, could we interest you in a slightly used Oregon?
01/28/2009
05:57
Denis Dutton
The Colbert Report
S5
Denis Dutton says art is a tool for propagating.
01/28/2009
05:51
Countdown to Atomic Disaster - The Wing-Ageddon
The Colbert Report
S5
Watching the Super Bowl without a plate of chicken wings is like making love without a plate of chicken wings.
01/28/2009
00:06
Goodnight Illinois Gov. Patrick Quinn
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen says goodnight to Illinois Governor Patrick Quinn.
01/29/2009
00:37
Intro - 1/29/09
The Colbert Report
S5
All 177 House Republicans say no to Obama's stimulus package. Shh! Don't tell them they don't control the House anymore.
01/29/2009
07:07
Sport Report - Chicken Wing Spokesman Richard Lobb
The Colbert Report
S5
Richard Lobb has advice for the man who has to choose between frying chicken wings and educating his kids.
01/29/2009
05:37
John Podesta
The Colbert Report
S5
John Podesta believes that in the last nine days Barack Obama has shown he can make progress.
01/29/2009
05:24
The Word - The Audacity of Nope
The Colbert Report
S5
If Republicans can't have a perfect bill to stimulate the economy, they'd rather have no economy at all.
01/29/2009
01:21
Rod Blagojevich Is Impeached
The Colbert Report
S5
Rod Blagojevich is impeached even after appearing on all the talk shows.
01/29/2009
00:14
So Long, Farewell
The Colbert Report
S5
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night.
02/02/2009
04:02
The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen will now have to discriminate under the table, which will be difficult, since that's where he usually does his harassing.
02/02/2009
05:39
Nailed 'Em - Amtrak Photographer
The Colbert Report
S5
Amtrak police arrest a man because he's taking pictures for their photography contest.
02/02/2009
03:05
It Could Be Worse - Iceland
The Colbert Report
S5
Iceland is a frigid rock in the middle of nowhere that has gone bankrupt and gone gay.
02/02/2009
00:35
Intro - 2/2/09
The Colbert Report
S5
The government collapses in Iceland, or as it will soon be known thanks to global warming, Landland.
02/02/2009
05:35
Dan Zaccagnino
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen is angry with Dan Zaccagnino for allowing Indaba Music users to remix his interview.
02/02/2009
07:07
Henry Louis Gates, Jr.
The Colbert Report
S5
Henry Louis Gates, Jr. says Abraham Lincoln was always against slavery, but he wasn't a fan of black people.
02/03/2009
00:14
All the Show We Have Time For
The Colbert Report
S5
Fortunately, it's also all the time we have show for.
02/03/2009
04:13
Colbert Platinum - Ass-Covering Edition
The Colbert Report
S5
If you really want to convince people you're dead, you need to actually die.
02/03/2009
02:35
Tom Daschle Steps Down
The Colbert Report
S5
If this were the Bush administration, Tom Daschle would have never stepped down -- not without a medal of freedom.
02/03/2009
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